Training the un-trainable

The kid who's buying the salon is coming in for training today. I have to train him how to run the system and everything. How crappy is it that I have to teach this guy to run the salon, and he's taking my job? SUCKY!! He was supposed to be here at 12, but he didn't show up till 1. He asked if it was usually busy around this time and I said no, so he left to go shopping at the plaza down the road. Wow. I can already tell he's going to be a great business owner... Oh well, it won't be my fault if he screws up and loses all his money. His daddy is buying him the salon and expects him to make enough money with it to pay for his own college. This kid has never had a job in his whole life. Who in the right mind thinks it'll be a good idea to buy him a business and let him run it?! Whatever. Not my problem. It just kind of irks me that this is the moron who is taking my job. And it's going to flop horribly!